The sign offers directions to different places in the castle:

	N  -- The gate room, with main gate, the Museum and the Watchtower
  N	S  -- Into the Castle itself, with the Wizard's consultation room,
  |	      the guest rooms, the Wizard's tower, etc
W-+-E	E  -- Sheriff's Office
  |	W  -- Antonio's Personal Protection Service
  S	NE -- Empty
	NW -- Eliza (professional psychiatrist)
	SE -- Office of PMF Inc., with information about the MUD client PMF
	SW -- The Surgeon, offering FREE surgery for all players
